Spongebob Quotes

Spongebob says:

  1. I NEED IT!
  2. You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
  3. I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
  4. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
  5. You never really know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
  6. If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.

Patrick Quotes:

  1. Are you Squidward now? It's okay, take your time.
  2. I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/they wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade Spongebob!
  3. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
  4. Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!
  5. Spongebob: If you could wish for one thing, what would you wish for? Patrick: More time for thinking!
  6. Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
  7. No, this is Patrick..
  8. Can you give Spongebob back his brain? I had to borrow it for a week.
  9. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  10. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.

Squidward Quotes:

  1. I'd rather be dead, or worse!
  2. Spongebob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours.
  3. Too bad that didn't kill me...
  4. That guy didn't know an oboe from an elbow!
  5. You're killing me, Spongebob. You really are.
  6. I hate all of you..
  7. Oh, please. I have no soul.
  8. You mean the ones that.... DON'T EXIST!
  9. You don't know what day it is, do you? It's opposite day! Normally, I'm stuffy, boring, but today I'm silly and spontaneous!